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Post by Low 11s Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:59 am

When my wife wakes up in the morning I swear her first fart is at least 13 psi. She awakens, goes right to the toilet and sits down and fires one off. The base from this gastric explosion resonates in the bowl and ends up scaring the cats. I'm thinking about taking her up to JPC and have them install some kind of blow off valve on her driver's side hip.
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Post by Ripken0808 Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:03 am

LMAO
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:28 am

LOL
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Post by Boss281 Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:37 am

OMG, I have tears streaming I'm laughing so hard.

Well, at least she clears out for the day...
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Post by Big Mike226 Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:38 am

lol
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Post by AAron83 Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:05 pm

where in God's name did this come from LOL. Its funny though. may want to invest in a vortech mondo blow off valve and a shatter proof toilet
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Post by Low 11s Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:16 pm

ranx93 wrote:where in God's name did this come from LOL. Its funny though. may want to invest in a vortech mondo blow off valve and a shatter proof toilet
It's coming from the barometric pressure in her ass! The amazing thing is she only weighs 119 lbs. She's built like Sandra Bullock but farts like Michael Ohre.
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Post by Big-B Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:51 pm

Does she know you're posting about her massive flatulence?
TMI IMO!!
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Post by Low 11s Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:09 pm

PRO50SC wrote:Does she know you're posting about her massive flatulence?
TMI IMO!!
Of course not, she doesn't even know I have a Mustang.
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Post by ThunderSteed Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:17 pm

LMAO that is freaking hilarious.
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Post by Big-B Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:16 pm

Low 11s wrote:
PRO50SC wrote:Does she know you're posting about her massive flatulence?
TMI IMO!!
Of course not, she doesn't even know I have a Mustang.
Wow, is she a vegetable?
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Post by Low 11s Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:41 pm

PRO50SC wrote:
Low 11s wrote:
PRO50SC wrote:Does she know you're posting about her massive flatulence?
TMI IMO!!
Of course not, she doesn't even know I have a Mustang.
Wow, is she a vegetable?
Actually vegetables is probably what got her in this situation.
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Post by 05RedDevil Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:48 pm

Subscribing to this thread. lol
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:04 pm

My farts are pretty rank too. John usually has to leave the room when I bust one out. LOL
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Post by Boss281 Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:06 pm

Oh god, here we go...
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Post by chrisverneuil Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:06 pm

ROFLMAO:)Smile
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:09 pm

I'm busting some out right now as I type this! Haha..................they smell peachy!
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Post by chrisverneuil Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:14 pm

Wow Laura, Way too much information:) haha lol
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:16 pm

LOL, eh well. We all do it, why deny it?
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Post by chrisverneuil Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:18 pm

So true, But come one ur a lady. Thats a need to know type of thing and we dont need to know. Smile
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:20 pm

Lol, Chris, if you haven't noticed, I am NOT your "typical" lady.
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Post by chrisverneuil Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:24 pm

I get that now. Lol. I thought you were, But you just happened to be a small part who can drive a Manuel and know how to drive:)
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Post by Croft Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:28 pm

Lol, true dat.
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Post by chrisverneuil Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:31 pm

lol, I second dat
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Post by Hlistr_07RR Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:19 am

Wait....women dont fart
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