Funny site to kill time reading

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" A$$hole.

(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week

(412): wakey wakey hands off snakey

(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?

(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.