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Post by TT_05_Stang Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:03 am

It's a slow day in a little East Texas town.. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.. On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town.

He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything.. No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
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Post by RTW0223 Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:53 am

wow. thats funny. and somewhat true!
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Post by Great White Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:04 am

sounds about right
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Post by BobT Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:07 pm

wow.... so true
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Post by Droptop306 Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:49 pm

I agree as well. time to find a remote island an move to it.
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Post by 05RedDevil Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:50 pm

Will is a man of great genius
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Post by Bethelism Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:22 pm

Wait, so people are getting screwed for free by hookers in this town?

Where is it? The $100 bill 311771
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Post by svtwin73 Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Yeah really, free hookers?!?!
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Post by DarkNightV6 Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:29 pm

I heard free hookers.
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Post by Great White Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:48 am

FREE hookers = FREE diseases affraid
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Post by TT_05_Stang Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:16 am

Free hookers = friends with benefits

and it wasn't free, it was on credit
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Post by Bethelism Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:11 pm

Ah. Will is a genius after all... The $100 bill 10498
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