Conversation I found hilarious and wanted to share...
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Conversation I found hilarious and wanted to share...
I was talking to a buddy of mine who has a Mustang that I've helped over the years. His car has mostly appearance mods, other than lowering springs that I installed for him. We were talking about how he can't wait to be done with grad school so he can have a real job and do real mods to his car. He happened to mention, "it's like my car is still a virgin!"
The first thing that popped into my head, and is probably no surprise to any of yall, is "haha...youve been playing with the boobs so far...gotta get in those pants!" I found this analogy to be hysterical and couldnt believe that I hadn't heard it before! The rest of my explanation to him was:
boobs being the first thing you notice and stare at (exterior mods)
in the pants meaning the stuff you dont notice at first and take more time/effort/money to do (under the hood, rearend, suspension)
Sorry, but I had to share...im cracking up about this!!
The first thing that popped into my head, and is probably no surprise to any of yall, is "haha...youve been playing with the boobs so far...gotta get in those pants!" I found this analogy to be hysterical and couldnt believe that I hadn't heard it before! The rest of my explanation to him was:
boobs being the first thing you notice and stare at (exterior mods)
in the pants meaning the stuff you dont notice at first and take more time/effort/money to do (under the hood, rearend, suspension)
Sorry, but I had to share...im cracking up about this!!
pikuoff- Super Charger
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I can see the analogy(simile lol)......and definitely no surprise it's coming from you.......
I might be using this analogy and tweeking it a bit...just FYI
I might be using this analogy and tweeking it a bit...just FYI
Croft- Cruise Director
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That's Hillarious, I guess all this forepaly with my car is giving me Blue balls.....
Dominican7- Super Charger
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^^^^^
Bronson!!!!!!!
Bronson!!!!!!!
kooldawg6- Super Charger
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Location : John from Fredericksburg, VA
Registration date : 2007-12-19
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Bronson....look at my sig!!
Croft- Cruise Director
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Age : 41
Location : Any 1320
Registration date : 2008-09-10
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Haha...nice Rora!
pikuoff- Super Charger
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Age : 43
Location : iJAMsville
Registration date : 2008-07-21
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Quit dry humping your car and get in them pants!Dominican7 wrote:That's Hillarious, I guess all this forepaly with my car is giving me Blue balls.....
pikuoff- Super Charger
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Age : 43
Location : iJAMsville
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I've been foreplayin with my car for years then last fall I tore it all up and it was well worth it.
AAron83- COBRA
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Age : 41
Location : Wheaton MD
Registration date : 2008-01-28
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My car actually has foreplay with me
05RedDevil- SUPER SNAKE
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Location : Baltimore
Registration date : 2008-03-05
Re: Conversation I found hilarious and wanted to share...
When you turn your car on... does it return the Favor?
Smokeurhonda- COBRA
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Age : 38
Location : Paul from Germantown/Towson
Registration date : 2009-03-10
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Somedays mine could use a little blue pill. I totally get the analogy.
Re: Conversation I found hilarious and wanted to share...
Smokeurhonda wrote:When you turn your car on... does it return the Favor?
yes everytime
roushmustang427r- SUPER SNAKE
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Location : silver spring,maryland
Registration date : 2009-03-12
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Hell yeah!!!!! Even when I see her from a distance, she returns the favorroushmustang427r wrote:Smokeurhonda wrote:When you turn your car on... does it return the Favor?
yes everytime
kooldawg6- Super Charger
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Location : John from Fredericksburg, VA
Registration date : 2007-12-19
Re: Conversation I found hilarious and wanted to share...
That's funny! Good stuff too
Saw Laura's sig first, now I know where she got it lol
Saw Laura's sig first, now I know where she got it lol
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