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WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by ndnboy Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:06 pm
WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by kooldawg6 Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:52 pm
Sitting here at the computer, I'm glad to do my part 
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by vack Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:03 am
Awesome, I need to email that to some people.
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by BCP Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:49 am
good stuff!!
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Dominican7 Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:27 am
Nice!! 
The funny thing is this is what I do modt of the day at work... 
The funny thing is this is what I do modt of the day at work... 
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Big-B Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:56 am
Shyt, I work two jobs damn it. And I still can't get ahead!!
Pretty funny though!
Pretty funny though!
Last edited by PRO50SC on Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:34 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by 1FUN5.0 Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:32 am
PRO50SC wrote:Shyt, work twp job damn it. And I still can't get ahead!!
Pretty funny though!
what did you say????
yeah that was funny!!! I passed it along to a few people that I thought would get a kick out of it as well!!!
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Big-B Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:34 am
FixedPRO50SC wrote:Shyt, I work two jobs damn it. And I still can't get ahead!!
Pretty funny though!
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by ndnboy Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:25 am
vack wrote:Awesome, I need to email that to some people.
I norm delete stuff I get but thought this may strike a funny bone........dooh, i said BONE
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Big Blue Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:25 am
Well thank God your working Juan, oh thats rite, you "work" for the government, damn, guess I better get to work.
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Guest Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:12 pm
well I didnt get this belly busting a sweat, hope it works out well for ya
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Re: WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!
by Croft Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:21 pm
i'm with ya Bernie.....i'm working 3 jobs to keep all the nice shyt i have......
payback is a bitch though hehe
payback is a bitch though hehe
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